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Writer's Block: ONTD Games Giveaway

Jan. 28th, 2012 | 04:34 pm

Which video game character would you like to have as your real-life BFF? One random response will win a $60 Amazon gift card! [Full contest rules here.] Don't forget to share your favorite gamer moments on at 3 p.m. PST for Free For All Friday (FFAF).

Persian from Pokémon, as he's a fabulous, glamorous cat like me.

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I think my LJ is set to some inferior version of Japanese. Nevermind, I am fabulous~!

Jan. 12th, 2012 | 07:51 pm
location: My fabulous new mansion in Tokyo~
mood: Thankful for being me~~~ Thankful for being me~~~
music: My meowing~

What's your number one goal in life?
To be master and overlord of the whooooo~le universe, and the most fabulous little kitten in existence~ Oh, wait! Teehee!

How far are you willing to go to get it?
A servant can bring it~

Would you give it up for your soulmate if you could only have one or the other?
I am my own soulmate, but why should I give up me for me~?

Do you think you'll ever get it?
I get everything I want~ And if I don't, I pay someone. And then I do~

New topic: Would you pick your friends or family?
Darling, I would pick me.

Why?
Because I am the best, of course~!

What would you do if a friend betrayed you? let it go because it's not worth it or break off the friendship?
I would take my revenge slowly and sweetly for the rest of their life. I can afford to, after all~

Do you agree with this quote: "It was [us] against the world... In the end, the world always wins. That's just the way of things" (From Kite Runner)?
I think you mean "Peter wins", sweetheart~

Why or why not?
Because I'm fabulous, of course! Gosh, I think I might have to have you punished for asking all these silly questions.

Do you follow any religion?
Yes, myself!

Is it important to you and has it changed your life?
Tremendously. I will always be grateful and faithful to me. Oh, let me get a tissue ;~;

What do you think the world needs to learn?
To give me everything~

What matters most to you?
Me, sparklepet~!

What would you go through for love?
I would ditch everyone who wasn't me ;~;

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I am so good it hurts.

Dec. 10th, 2011 | 05:13 pm
location: Cardiff
mood: chipper chipper

Hello Kittens!

It's been an awfully long time, hasn't it? I simply cannot BELIEVE how busy I've been! I've done the following in the last few months:

Went to Japan again to laugh at the earthquake vict--to do a spot of shopping and visit a Maid Cafe.
Spent a month in Paris eating nothing but croissants and Brie (bad anorexia!!!)
Took a cruise to Spain as Spanish men are so delightful, puurrrrr.
Opened new stores in Cardiff, Leeds, Manchester, Birmingham, and Chatham.
Feared for my life in Chatham and shut the store straight away.
Fell into a deep depression lasting 2 days (oh mah gawd!!!)
Got my claws clipped.

Now, for a meme~!!

Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
Please, I PAY for it to happen. That's one of the best parts of being rich and famous like moi.

Did you do something mean to someone today?
Well it's not like they didn't deserve to lose their eyesight! I mean, they looked at my ears and giggled. Hmph!!!

What did your last text say?
"u so sxc peter mmmm" Enrique (my Spanish lover) is such a naughty little taco. Wait, are tacos even Spanish? Oh. Mexican. Well, close enough!

You see your ex and he/she tells you he misses you & you say?
"I am too good for you, go die~"

You find out your ex is having a kid with someone you don't like, you say?
"Neko is more kawaii than your spawn could ever be"

What does your hair look like now?
Fabulous, of course.

Who all did you text today?
Frank, Bruce (ew!), Neko, my hairdresser, Enrique (my Spanish lover), a few ex-boyfriends who were begging me to take them back, the PM of Japan.

Will you be single over winter?
I'm never single, lol!

Has someone ever made a promise to you and broke it?
They have and they didn't live to regret it *sharpens claws*

How often do you say sorry?
Never. Saying sorry is for poor people.

This time last year, do you remember who you liked?
Myself. It's the same every year, I am simply incredible.

Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a J?
Yes! I have kissed the WHOLE of Japan, for starters. And also Jack, though I know his name is really Frank. Sneaky bastard.

Where is the person you last kissed at this moment?
Spain ;_____;

What do the majority of people in your life call you?
Lord, God, Saviour of All Mankind, Kawaii, Master, Nyan, Kitteh.

What's your favorite number?
1. As I am #1!

Was your last text message from a girl or boy?
A boy. I know no girls.

Think of the last person you said I love you to, did you mean it?
Of course. I was talking to my reflection, after all.

Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?
Yes. I adore Enrique and he is mine. That tight, tanned, muscular body, those perky buttocks, thos--oh, I'm getting ahead of myself. Tee hee!

Where is the person you gave your heart to for the first time?
Japan. Oh how I miss him.

It's 4 in the morning, your phone rings, who is it?
Probably myself. I am the only person I would talk to at that ungodly hour.

Last person you talked to for more than an hour?
Myself.

When was the last time you were out of state for more than a day and why?
The UK does not have states! But once I went to America and went to Disney land and was thrown out when I was caught stealing Aristocats merchandise :(

Did you sleep alone Friday night?
I slept with my fursuit, nyan.

When will be the next time you kiss someone on the lips?
Right now.

Anything good happening tomorrow?
There's always something fun to do when you're Peter!

What's wrong with you right now?
Nothing is ever wrong with me. I am perfect!

If you could move somewhere else, where would it be?
Paris or Japan. Maybe I could buy them and move them next to each other, hmmm.

Does anyone call you babe?
Me.

When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
Every day. But I use my claws not my paws, nyan!

Were you happy when you woke up today?
Of course.

Have you ever felt like you literally needed someone?
I need no one but myself.

Relationships or one night stands?
One night stands! Relationships are also nice. Hmmm.

Do you know someone who is CONSTANTLY texting?
Me, tee hee.

What do you currently hear right now?
The sound of my glorious breathing.

Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?
I don't really know any women...

Have you ever cried from being so mad?
No, I just get my claws out. A quick scratch in their eye makes me feel a whole lot better, nyan~~~

If something was wrong, who is the first male you would go to?
Myself. No one else is good enough.

Did you ever want to be a doctor?
Ew, blood is gross. I like people dying.

Are you happy with the choices you've made?
Of course. I am perfect.

Who was the last person you high-fived?
My reflection.

What was the best part about today?
Eating.

Have you done anything sneaky lately?
I snuck into Frank's underwear drawer and stole his anal vibe and put itching powder on it.

Are you dressing up for Halloween this year?
It's already passed :( But next year I will go as a fairy.

Would you rather sleep at a friend's or have them over?
Have them over. I am richer and therefore better.

Do you remember who you liked three months ago?
Myself :)

Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
Sexy and I Know It. Reminded me of, well, me!

What exactly are you wearing now?
Heart boxers.

Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2010?
It's 2011 you twit.

How was last night?
Filled with baguettes.

If you could change your eye color would you?
I am perfect the way I am.

Is there anyone that you would do absolutely everything for?
Myself.

Are you dating the last person you talked to?
Yes.

Who was the last person you talked to in person?
Myself.

What are you sitting on right now?
Swahili.

Can you have more than one best friend?
I am my own best friend.

Does the last person you shared a bed with mean anything to you?
Sort of not really. Frank is nice but...well.

Where did you get the underwear you are currently wearing?
Ann Summers.

How many pairs of Converse do you own?
None. I prefer Vivienne Westwood.

What do you want to get accomplished today/tonight?
Food.

What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?
Milk, nyan.

Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend in 6 months?
Always.

Was the first person you talked to today male or female?
Male.

Are you a cuddler?
Yes.

Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
I'm sure many people are.

Do you have any sisters?
No.

Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
I am not wearing a shirt ;)

Have you ever slept in a tent, indoors or out?
Um, eew!!!

Honestly, what is the one thing you need more than ANYTHING right now?
A maid uniform.

What were you doing at 2am?
Sleeping, imbecile!

Would you ever quit a bad habit for someone?
No.

Have you ever fell asleep in someones arms?
Yes. Ahhh, my lovers.

Given your all to someone who later walked away?
Not with both legs intact ;)

What are you thinking about?
Food.

Do you know anyone who would just drop everything to come see you?
The whole world would.

Honestly, do you have a deep dark secret?
No.

Don't tell me lies, so where's the person you like/love?
Spain!

Have you ever liked someone who treated you super shitty?
No. I am not a twit.

If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Japan.

What time did you wake up today?
11am.

What did you do Friday?
Got down.

Where is the biggest scar on your body?
My body is perfect.

Would you rather love one person or have many short relationships?
Everyone loves me. I fuck them in return.

Why aren't you dating the last person you texted?
I AM FUCK YOU.

Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you?
Swahili did once. She won't make that mistake again.

When is the next time you'll see your best friend?
Tomorrow.

Have you ever been asked out by someone you didn't want to be with?
All the time. It's hard being popular.

Is there anyone you want to come see you?
Prince William.

What were you doing at 4am this morning?
Sleeping.

What do you think of your last kiss?
Was amazing.

Did your last kiss take place on a bed?
Damn right.

Anyone you would like to get things straight with?
I am gay. I get nothing straight.

Bye Kittens!

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I am splendid~!

Jun. 18th, 2011 | 07:46 pm
mood: so incredibly excited~! so incredibly excited~!
music: I Am Rich – Peter Petite

Oh, darlings, what a month it has been!  I know you've missed my beautiful face around LiveJournal, but I have been rather busy~

My mansion in Sydney is finished!  I cannot wait to see it.  I had it built far away from those silly "multi-cultural" foreigners, and with a huuuuu~ge pool in the front (so lovely rich white people can see my gorgeous abs as I lounge on my floating mattress~)!  Mattress is such an unfabulous word.  I must find a substitute.  Synonym.com offers no solution, so I think I shall just have to resort to my own supreme intelligence!  Ta-ta, cupcakes~!

P.S. I have a music project now.  I bet you're excited~!

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Hime Gyaru~~~~!

May. 27th, 2011 | 02:41 pm
location: Scotland, eating some haggis tee hee
mood: excited excited
music: Something playing in this café

I have just discovered the best fashion (besides AngelicPretty!lolita) EVER! It's called Hime Gyaru (which is 日本語 for Princess Girl, for those of you who don't speak the amazing amount of Japanese that I do!) and it's absolutely perfect for me~♪ I mean, what could be more perfect for me than a fashion devoted to looking like a princess? I am the prettiest little thing in the land and have a lot of money so I make the most perfect princess ☆

There is a gorgeous burando (日本語 for brand, again for those sinners who don't know the holy Japanese!) called Jesus Diamante and I think I need to buy the entire store as it's cute, pink, expensive, and made for waifly kittens like myself (=^w^=)~<nyan) ♪ I called them up and asked them how much it would cost for everything in stock, and the girls on the phone laughed nervously and said "え?" to me! I don't think they've encountered someone as rich and fabulous as myself before, tee hee ♥

So I've decided to take a trip to Japan again with my trusty Mastercard (which I have a picture of a kitty on~!) and buy everything ♥ That'll show them! When Peter Petite wants something, my god (which is me, tee hee), Peter Petite gets it! And I want pretty lacey dresses ☆

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May. 24th, 2011 | 08:34 pm
location: Home
mood: tired tired
music: Nyancat - Nyan Nyan Nyan

Hello Lovelies! Why, it's been SUCH a long time since I updated. I bet you have all been missing me insanely, haven't you? It's hard not to miss a face as pretty as this after all tee hee! Let's have some dot points to cover what faaaaabulous things I've been up to:
  • Let Frank move back into the house, but only the smallest mansion out of the seventeen. That'll teach him a lesson or two! He now has to survive with no spa and no personal sauna, tee hee! I'll be off enjoying myself in my spa and sauna while he comes home sweaty and sore from his day crammed into a London cab. I am such a tease~!
  • Starbucks had a half-price frappuccino offer so I bought ten of them and drank them all. I got a slight tummy ache and gained a pound. I've decided that I need to start a strict diet to maintain my anorexic kitty figure, nyan.
  • Kicked a baby in the face at McDonald's on Saturday. I simply had to have some more of their pancakes but this little brat wouldn't shut his goddamn mouth so I thought a kick to the jaw would shut him up. There was going to be a lawsuit filed against me but with a little money and my charming kitty looks (nyan!) I managed to wriggle my lithe kitty body out of it.
  • Planning a trip to le gay Paris tomorrow! I'm going to get a delicious croissant and some baguettes before trying out my French skills on the locals, sivuplay.

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Writer's Block: Collect 'em all

May. 19th, 2011 | 12:29 pm

Do you collect anything? If so, what do you collect, and what made you start your collection?


Fursuits, DARLINGS~

Proper entry coming later. I know you're all suuu~per excited.

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Hello, Dearies!

May. 14th, 2011 | 10:00 pm
location: Cardiff
mood: mischievous mischievous
music: Britney Spears, ha!

Good evening to all my lovely fans! How are you all today? I don't really care, but I thought I'd at least pretend that I'm not 100% focused on myself 100% of the time, tee hee!

Today I was walking around the main street and saw this ADORABLE little puppy! By "adorable", I mean "horrendously evil and hell bent on destroying me", so I did the only sane thing and grabbed a cyanide-laced biscuit and fed the little sucker, hee! He was dead within the minute. I am so fabulous.

In other news, the 11th Doctor is very fierce and makes my little parts tingle. He's not as wonderful or tingle-inducing as me, mind, but he's still pretty great.

Okay darlings, later nyan!

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I'm so sexy

May. 10th, 2011 | 03:54 pm
location: Oxford, bitches
mood: amused amused
music: Aqua - Barbie Girl

I was standing in front of my floor-length, gold framed German mirror this morning admiring myself (as I try to do several times a day) and came to the conclusion that I am far, far too good for anyone but myself. I mean...LOOK AT ME! Have you ever seen someone quite as sexy, as stunning, as kawaii, as darling? I think not! So, darlings, this brings me to the whole point of this entry.

I have decided to abstain from any relations. Yes, you heard that right, chickens. I'm just far too good for all these common folk and, to be perfectly honest, my pristine skin grows tired of being raped by their rough uneducated hands. From now on I will be my own lover, which shouldn't be too hard as I already love my perfect self loads~!

I kicked Frank and the kids out this morning.

...don't look at me like that, I gave them a box to live in!

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Furry conventions

May. 6th, 2011 | 06:46 pm
location: London :D
mood: accomplished accomplished
music: Nyan Cat - Nyan Nyan Nyan

Went to a furry convention today without wearing my fursuit. This is a big step, as I was showing who I was to the community without an expensive suit to hide behind (althought I was wearing an expensive suit, as I am rich and ~~~fabulous~~~). It was so much fun!

I had several cute cat guys compliment me on my adorable ears, and one even yank my tail and smile cheekily when I turned around. Ah, my heart flutters just thinking about him! I got his number, but I need to wait a couple of days to call him because I don't want to seem too desperate. Not that appearing desperate would turn him off me, as I am so le irresistable, but I try to act like a regular human being at least some of the time.

I hope we can go on a date to the cat shelter or something ^(=>w<=)^ <nyan~)

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